WASHINGTON—Claiming that the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot 37-year-old Minneapolis resident Renee Good as she drove away from him was “fully justified,” Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem warned Thursday that any action taken by Americans would be treated as domestic terrorism. “Make no mistake: Anything and everything Americans do, from the second […]
It’s from Costco. Oh shit, This morning I got up from the couch and I took a shower and had breakfast and drove to work. I’m not sure if any of that is not legal anymore.
How about just eating an orange?
The eating of an orange is a lot like a domestic terrorism
No!!! What should I do now!
If it’s not an apartheid orange from Israel, that’s terrorism.
It’s from Costco. Oh shit, This morning I got up from the couch and I took a shower and had breakfast and drove to work. I’m not sure if any of that is not legal anymore.
That depends: are you a cishet rich white Christian man who loves fascism?
If not, I’m afraid that merely existing is grounds for summary execution.
I’m gonna need a second opinion from a different doctor LOL.
Fair enough. I’ll get you a referral for Ronny “Candy Man” Jackson.