CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 10 hours agoI’m Jimothy, the Short-Spined Raccoon Who Has Taken the Internet by Storm, and the Collective Weight of Your Adoration Is Breaking My Already-Compromised Backplus-squarewww.mcsweeneys.netexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down11
arrow-up123arrow-down1external-linkI’m Jimothy, the Short-Spined Raccoon Who Has Taken the Internet by Storm, and the Collective Weight of Your Adoration Is Breaking My Already-Compromised Backplus-squarewww.mcsweeneys.netCombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square0linkfedilink
CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 9 hours agoI Watched the Copa Mundial Non-Stop on Telemundo for Cinco Weeks and Now I Don’t Hablar Inglés Anymoreplus-squarewww.mcsweeneys.netexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down10
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bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 1 day agoMan Who Bet Lindsey Grahm’s Death Wouldn’t Involve Gay Sex Say He Plans to Retire [OC]plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down13
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareMan Who Bet Lindsey Grahm’s Death Wouldn’t Involve Gay Sex Say He Plans to Retire [OC]plus-squarebradorsomething@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square4linkfedilink
CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 2 days agoFamily That Left Food Out on Porch for St. Jimothy Wakes Up to Yard Full of Presentsplus-squaretheneedling.comexternal-linkmessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down11
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days agoThe UK government has announced mandatory eye covers for teens under 17, aiming to protect their eyes from fatigue and to shield them from the ugliness of this world.plus-squaremidwest.socialimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1196arrow-down13
arrow-up1193arrow-down1imageThe UK government has announced mandatory eye covers for teens under 17, aiming to protect their eyes from fatigue and to shield them from the ugliness of this world.plus-squaremidwest.socialViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square14linkfedilink
Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 5 days agoEffective Immediately, Every God-Fearing Soldier Will Be Jacked to the Gills with Testosteroneplus-squarewww.mcsweeneys.netexternal-linkmessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down11
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CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 4 days agoWhole Nation Misses President’s Speech Because Jimothyplus-squaretheneedling.comexternal-linkmessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down10
arrow-up120arrow-down1external-linkWhole Nation Misses President’s Speech Because Jimothyplus-squaretheneedling.comCombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 6 days agoUse of a Bidet Legally Defined as Illegal Sex Act by Texas State House [OC]plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareUse of a Bidet Legally Defined as Illegal Sex Act by Texas State House [OC]plus-squarebradorsomething@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days agoParamedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Grahamplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up1171arrow-down11
arrow-up1170arrow-down1external-linkParamedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Grahamplus-squaretheonion.comjballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
cannedtuna@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoRepublicans transfer Linsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnellplus-squarewww.thebeaverton.comexternal-linkmessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down11cross-posted to: theonion@midwest.social
arrow-up153arrow-down1external-linkRepublicans transfer Linsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnellplus-squarewww.thebeaverton.comcannedtuna@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square4linkfedilinkcross-posted to: theonion@midwest.social
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkEnglish · edit-210 days agoRepublicans Drop AI Mitch McConnell Avatar After it Tries to Pass Healthcare Reform [OC]plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down10
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareRepublicans Drop AI Mitch McConnell Avatar After it Tries to Pass Healthcare Reform [OC]plus-squarebradorsomething@ttrpg.networkEnglish · edit-210 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
cannedtuna@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-210 days agoWhat to Know About the Live-Action ‘Moana’plus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down12
arrow-up14arrow-down1external-linkWhat to Know About the Live-Action ‘Moana’plus-squaretheonion.comcannedtuna@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-210 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 13 days agoWhy Can’t the Left Understand That a Politician’s Mysterious Illness Is Between Him and His Doctor?plus-squarewww.mcsweeneys.netexternal-linkmessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down11
arrow-up188arrow-down1external-linkWhy Can’t the Left Understand That a Politician’s Mysterious Illness Is Between Him and His Doctor?plus-squarewww.mcsweeneys.netSundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 13 days agoWhy the Taco Bell Meal for Two Is the Only Economic Indicator That Mattersplus-squarewww.mcsweeneys.netexternal-linkmessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down10
arrow-up132arrow-down1external-linkWhy the Taco Bell Meal for Two Is the Only Economic Indicator That Mattersplus-squarewww.mcsweeneys.netCombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 13 days agoPerfect Weather Ruins US Men’s World Cup Team Lossplus-squaretheneedling.comexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down12
arrow-up124arrow-down1external-linkPerfect Weather Ruins US Men’s World Cup Team Lossplus-squaretheneedling.comCombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
CombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 13 days agoIf Only There Had Been a Sign That the Face-Melting Nazi from Indiana Jones Wouldn’t Make a Good Senatorplus-squarewww.mcsweeneys.netexternal-linkmessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down12
arrow-up186arrow-down1external-linkIf Only There Had Been a Sign That the Face-Melting Nazi from Indiana Jones Wouldn’t Make a Good Senatorplus-squarewww.mcsweeneys.netCombatWombat@feddit.onlineEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 14 days agoAmerica Kept Inviting Me to Her Birthday Party, But I Just Wanted to Take Her to the Hospital So She Can Get the Help She Sorely Needsplus-squarewww.mcsweeneys.netexternal-linkmessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down13
arrow-up191arrow-down1external-linkAmerica Kept Inviting Me to Her Birthday Party, But I Just Wanted to Take Her to the Hospital So She Can Get the Help She Sorely Needsplus-squarewww.mcsweeneys.netSundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Midnight@slrpnk.netEnglish · 14 days agoMom Packs Son’s Lunch Box With Leftover Fireworksplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down11
arrow-up151arrow-down1external-linkMom Packs Son’s Lunch Box With Leftover Fireworksplus-squaretheonion.comMidnight@slrpnk.netEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 15 days agoI Don’t Know What I Expected at President Nyarlathotep’s Great American Shitshow, but Color Me Disappointedplus-squarewww.mcsweeneys.netexternal-linkmessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down11
arrow-up131arrow-down1external-linkI Don’t Know What I Expected at President Nyarlathotep’s Great American Shitshow, but Color Me Disappointedplus-squarewww.mcsweeneys.netSundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
