It’s gotta be hard to be a satirical journalist when you know you’re writing next week’s real headlines.
Can it be satire if it’s true?
Yes
How about just eating an orange?
The eating of an orange is a lot like a domestic terrorism
No!!! What should I do now!
If it’s not an apartheid orange from Israel, that’s terrorism.
It’s from Costco. Oh shit, This morning I got up from the couch and I took a shower and had breakfast and drove to work. I’m not sure if any of that is not legal anymore.
That depends: are you a cishet rich white Christian man who loves fascism?
If not, I’m afraid that merely existing is grounds for summary execution.
I’m gonna need a second opinion from a different doctor LOL.
Fair enough. I’ll get you a referral for Ronny “Candy Man” Jackson.
Understandable but can we make an exemption for purchasing goods and services?
