Fair enough. I’ll get you a referral for Ronny “Candy Man” Jackson.

That depends: are you a cishet rich white Christian man who loves fascism?

If not, I’m afraid that merely existing is grounds for summary execution.

If it’s not an apartheid orange from Israel, that’s terrorism.

Yes

My dad had a garage/workspace/embodiment of chaos like that at home, with SOME of the nice set.

It’s both, but mostly the latter.