Heck yeah, it will crash! It has office 365! It probably can’t drive straight in the freeway…

…ohhh, yes officer, my car can’t drive in a perfectly vertical or horizontal orientation. Only slightly off horizontal or vertical. Yes we purchased several of these same cars and they only drive straight right out of the lot before the steering wheel is touched. They only turn in 1degree increments. Yes that’s why I hit the other car! This car can only park in 1ft increments!

You sons of biches! Dude! I was drinking water! Could you guys just chill it with the jokes when I’m in the middle of drinking water? Imagine if it had been soda! Just imagine! Have you ever been drinking soda and then some asshole comes along and cracks a joke on you? I don’t mean a funny cat on the internet joke. I mean a Richard Prior George Carling had a baby joke. Yeah! You’d loose your mind with soda up your sinuses.

It hurts! Man! It really does.