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Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 13 hours ago

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Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 13 hours ago
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    12 hours ago

    This is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.

    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time

      • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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        Not exactly the same thing, but…

        https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm

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      Except next to pools, no one should run there

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        Unless you have scissors. That cancels it out.

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      3 billion

      Devices Run Java

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        3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.

        • GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          Proof of stability!

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        Don’t you think, that’s enough already?

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          At least one to many in my opinion.

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        And no more than that. There’s a queue now…

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      J2EE ffmpeg for flip phones

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      Lies, damn lies, and write once run anywhere™️.

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      Surely at least one other person knows about qemu-user

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      Python, for badassness.

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