Every time you install Linux, Linus clips a penguin’s wings.

Think of the penguins. Stop using Linux.

Very cool. I’m consistently impressed by the KDE devs.

An i3-N305 in a regular laptop form factor for $1100? I’m good.

Year of the Linux desktop and all that.

Yes, that is technically possible, but you’ll probably have to design it yourself, because I don’t think anyone else has/will. You need to really consider the security implications of this kind of setup. If anyone discovers how to send an email in the way you’re talking about to your box, they would 100% be able to take over your box.

Ha! Easy! Go in the other room and take a picture of the bulb. Now go back to the switches and flip each one in order, while looking at the picture. When the picture of the bulb shows it lit up, that’s the switch.