Iproute2 is hilarious for French speakers who have the sense of humour of a 6 years old like I do.

(Spoiler, I can be read as I fart too)

Lol

Oh bloody hell I didn’t see what C/ this was in, I thought it was legit until the bit about keeping the Rhine extra moist 🤣

Ah but have you also replaced eggs with crushed ice, and sugar with water?

There’s something quaint about changing the fundamental basics of a recipe and trashing it in the comments 🌻