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6 days agoOne end of the broom is for scratching and the other end is for reversing quantum cow entanglement
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He’s a cow detangler. Every now and then your cows get tangled, kind of like a rat king, or maybe they get their legs twisted around each other like bread ties.
Here is a helpful resource to understand how important it is to keep your cows straightened out.
Point is, every time the Onion interviews him, he’s in a new state. But he’s still a cow detangler. So I suppose he’s a roving cow detangler, who gets the cows loose from each other and then travels to the next call.
I love how Leo Sturbgetter’s cow detangling firm is taking him all over America for business.
10/10 running gag, no notes