Do you know how hard I have to work to be more ridiculous than reality?

This is the story. Lemmy original, check my history by posts.

Enjoy!

“Shoot his balls!”

I’m on another list somewhere now, I can feel it.

Why dream when it can be recorded for you!

Yeah, how much did you lose?

That’s not what your mom said.

Can anyone read this comment? It won’t load for me.

I’m just one, simple man with his crystal ball and a knife with virgin blood on it.

Some of the earlier stuff is more creative in my opinion.

😁

Atlanta is the Delta hub; I try to make the location relevant. Like the new drone article… there’s a drone base outside Sugarland. Shhhh, don’t tell. 🙂

Leo helps detangle bizarro satire from bizarro reality.

There are no smoking signs all over, but you’ll never see a no exploding sign on a plane.

I was going to create a 5-4-3-2-1-BOOM plan for the liquids you can carry on, but the article ran a bit long.

Leo had a scheduling conflict he had to untangle.

Does that make me like the ogre guy?

Now I’m going to spend all day trying to find a Quantum Leap cow pun.

Not the Onion, I write these just for Lemmy.

Unfortunately that just counts as one of your 99 problems.