I know we’re on the Onion but surely in this instance it’d be better to ban social media from children rather than ban children from social media; if you get my drift.

Great quote at the end there from Taylor…

It still is amazing to think that playing under a rainbow flag was the last thing the Iranian football team needed to worry about in this World Cup.

Which stadium held the Pride Match in the Qatar tournament? Checks notes. Oh. I see…