After reckoning with the unsustainability of keeping an airline financially afloat if jet fuel prices keep skyrocketing with no end in sight, today sources confirmed Alaska Airlines is preparing to pivot to dog sledding just in case the whole airline industry thing doesn’t work out.
Meanwhile, if Boing* made multipurpose, mid-bulk transports instead of ASC.
Capt: Define “interesting”.
Pilot: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we’re all going to die?
*yes, that’s how it’s pronounced now, after their clowncar bullshit.