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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 28 days ago

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 28 days ago
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WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump, speaking from the Oval Office […]
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