NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had sex with an angel. “I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN […]
I mean we’ve known for awhile that Trump and Satan are a thing, thanks to South Park’s documentary work. And, last I checked, Satan was an angel.
An archangel actually I believe
Hadn’t heard that. Wikipedia doesn’t mention it. Wouldn’t matter anyway because archangel is a subtype or rank of angel. I suppose technically, he’s a fallen angel.
I don’t remember where I heard it, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was from a movie or tv show XD
So… source: my bad memory