not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 14 hours agoIs Windows FOSS now?lemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square180linkfedilinkarrow-up1924arrow-down139file-text
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https://zomglol.wtf/@jamie/116059523957674208 https://www.congress.gov/crs_external_products/LSB/PDF/LSB10922/LSB10922.8.pdf
minus-squarenekbardrun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours ago1- Code it in fortran 77. 2- DO NOT use DO or WHILE or any other non-compliant f77 code. Instead, use GOTO 3- makes the spaghetti so spaghetty that it curls in itself. 4- Make sure to use COMMON blocks everyhere! Not only for efficiency purposes but to also holds all that spaghetti in a tiny Schrondinger cat’s box. 5- last step is to do all that to write “Hello World!”
1- Code it in fortran 77.
2- DO NOT use DO or WHILE or any other non-compliant f77 code. Instead, use GOTO
3- makes the spaghetti so spaghetty that it curls in itself.
4- Make sure to use COMMON blocks everyhere! Not only for efficiency purposes but to also holds all that spaghetti in a tiny Schrondinger cat’s box.
5- last step is to do all that to write “Hello World!”