minus-squarenekbardrun@lemmy.worldtoProgrammer Humor@programming.dev•Is Windows FOSS now?linkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours ago1- Code it in fortran 77. 2- DO NOT use DO or WHILE or any other non-compliant f77 code. Instead, use GOTO 3- makes the spaghetti so spaghetty that it curls in itself. 4- Make sure to use COMMON blocks everyhere! Not only for efficiency purposes but to also holds all that spaghetti in a tiny Schrondinger cat’s box. 5- last step is to do all that to write “Hello World!” linkfedilink
1- Code it in fortran 77.
2- DO NOT use DO or WHILE or any other non-compliant f77 code. Instead, use GOTO
3- makes the spaghetti so spaghetty that it curls in itself.
4- Make sure to use COMMON blocks everyhere! Not only for efficiency purposes but to also holds all that spaghetti in a tiny Schrondinger cat’s box.
5- last step is to do all that to write “Hello World!”