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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 29 days ago

Just Because I Hung Out in the Cannibal King’s Murder Basement, It Does Not Make Me a Murderous Cannibal

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Just Because I Hung Out in the Cannibal King’s Murder Basement, It Does Not Make Me a Murderous Cannibal

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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 29 days ago
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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    I know its taking time to break through and I’ve heard it leaking through in a couple places…

    but bruh…

    canabalism?Something about eating babies or cooking them with chicken? and this name Gabriela Rico Jiménez? A mexican supermodel is screaming in the street in front of a luxury hotel that theyre eating human flesh in 2008/9? Then she disappears?

    Like… what the fuck is going on?

    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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      29 days ago

      Excuse me but what the fuck

      • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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        28 days ago

        I’m waiting for more to come through but there are allegations of cannibalism, accuser claims of cannibalism, and, apparently some photos.

        • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world
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          28 days ago

          I’ve been waiting for the cannibalism claims

    • Kalothar@lemmy.ca
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      Um, can you explain anything you just said in that latter half? I know I could look it up, but t just wondering

      Wild: https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-news/who-is-gabriela-rico-jimenez-now-epstein-cannibalism-whistleblowers-video-goes-viral-amid-i-love-torture-video-revelation-article-153534791

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        I can’t explain shit. Its a 3 million page dump and some of the shit is is … It’s bat shit crazy. Then you go look up something like that name and it corroborates a time line.

        I found this thread when I heard it mentioned as an aside in a show and like, it was too much for them to even get into. And so I just googled the names and holy shit. There it is. And the timelines litterally match up with emails.

        There’s no coded language. They are just saying the things.

  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
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    Begged to be let in. And only to the “wild” parties. 😉

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