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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 days ago

For all the ladies who'd fail this Satan's test

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For all the ladies who'd fail this Satan's test

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 days ago
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    Just read this to a beautiful woman I know.

    Her response: That’s not going to end near as well/funny as you think/hope it will.

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      I like to think I’d find this hilarious if done to me. I found it funny enough to save and send to my friends. On the other hand, I’m reading it as a joke now online, not actually going through it, and I can see how if it had been done to me I might be upset. Not sure if I would have been or not!

      (Am woman in a hetero relationship.)

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        Beautiful (hetro) woman I talk to says: She would find it funny (her husband is a big joker), but yes, it could be stressful at the onset to be told your husband is cheating on you.

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      Neither is your future if your wife maintains such easily exploited vulnerabilities.

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      Blink 8 times if you’re in danger

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        Blink 182 times if it’s just all the small things

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          If not in danger, just take off your pants and jacket.

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            And your boots and your sunglasses…geev dem toa meeh.

            — Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator

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              Den get to da choppah

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          Did they make a song about that?

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