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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 13 hours ago

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    If your app becomes vulnerable because the source code leaked, your app was always vulnerable.

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    I mentioned this last time this was posted, but linux only has around 20 million lines of code. It’s funny how people always seem to overestimate the size.

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      SMH with some serious management we could double that number of lines in mere months.

      (Do I have to put the / ?)

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      300 trillion lines you say!?!?

      • nightlily@leminal.space
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        8 hours ago

        Commit 7 billion lines

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          7 hours ago

      • bertlewirth@lemmy.world
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        To shreds you say?

        • psycotica0@lemmy.ca
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          Well, how’s his wife holding up?

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    The guy’s name is Linus and he reverse-engineered Linux? Who wrote this shit, Kojima?

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      Linus, you must deliver Linux to Nerdman.

  • cinoreus@lemmy.world
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    Prompt?

    /s

    • possessedfaxmachine666@lemmy.world
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      Create an operating system. Write code. Do not make any mistakes. Don’t hallucinate

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    oh man thats crazy! Hope no one leaks git’s source code next

  • shweddy@lemmy.world
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    c/linuxsucks be like

    • nil@piefed.ca
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      Didn’t knos !linuxsucks@lemmy.world is a thing

      Edit: It seems posting is disabled. Missed opportunity to advocate BSD

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    This joke will always be relevant.

  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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    “paid partnership” fuck yeah

  • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org
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    He’s even rumoured to have recently started to use AI to assist in his project…!

    • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
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      What a dbag! Next we’ll find out he cusses people out on email lists and PRs.

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    what the heck the whole kernel, really?

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    Joke’s on us? I dunno leave me alone.

    https://www.gatesnotes.com/microsoft-original-source-code

    • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Maybe it’s just me but that site is atrocious to navigate on mobile, text and pictures didn’t load until it’s like half way on the page and the text does some weird animation effect when scrolling. Very distracting and difficult to skim

      • printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        Same here. Had to load the desktop version.

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    This joke is always funny.

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    Soon enough there will be a fully decompiled Windows 11

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      It turns out Windows 11 was just a backed up septic system all along.

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        backed up septic system

        It’s called “MFC”.

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    vulnurubul

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