Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future quit rather than take assignment to visit Elon Musk

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Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future quit rather than take assignment to visit Elon Musk

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

“There’s no goddamn way I’m delving into the weird apartheid shitshow that is Elon Musk’s past,” the Ghost of Christmas Past said, shuddering.

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