OTTAWA - Last weekend, Canada's Ministry of National Defence confirmed their main strategy to fend off a potential invasion from the United States is to wait for American forces to be killed off by the many preventable diseases currently plaguing the country.
The main reason Canadians did so well in the world wars was because of our culture of hunting and outdoorsmanship.
If the USA invades they will occupy the major cities easily. But to achieve their goals of resource extraction etc they will need to build infrastructure that will be easy targets for saboteurs.
You don’t even need weapons since much of our topography is actively attacking our infrastructure all ready. Push some rocks, divert some water, dig a hole in the right spot, than walk away and let nature take it’s course.
If I help defend Canukistan can I stay?
Sure!