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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 hours ago

Historian Discovers Sternly Worded Letter Chuck Schumer’s Ancestor Sent to Genghis Khan

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Historian Discovers Sternly Worded Letter Chuck Schumer’s Ancestor Sent to Genghis Khan

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 hours ago
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Historians recently discovered a sternly worded document from Senator Chuck Schumer’s ancestor that amounted to a “tepid appeal” to the invading Mongols, asking them to listen to reason.
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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I presume he just turned himself into a concubine

    • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Cuck Schumer

  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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    And now Genghis Khan is dead and has been for hundreds of years. Looks like it worked. Checkmate, atheists

  • atropa@piefed.social
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    Fake news ,move on

  • rafoix@lemmy.zip
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    Imagine if Chuck was man enough to write or say anything strongly worded.

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