WASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday that Grand Theft Auto VI could inspire impressionable teens to live in Florida. “This game glamorizes life in Florida to such an outrageous extent that it’s easy to see how young minds could be fooled into thinking […]
Son, come here. your mother and I want to talk to you. we were cleaning your room and we…
(sobs)
(mother consoles dad)
I found a brochure for Tampa!
(mother cries out “whhhyyy”)
Tampa?? son, are you a gay?
Tampa is the gateway man. Next it’ll be Miami then full blown Jacksonville
Why are you NOT gay?