That security guard has a tiny head.

Just stare unblinking at a clock. When it suddenly jumps forwards several hours subtract the difference. Easy.

Doesn’t work when crossing time zones or during daylight savings transitions.

“The Epstein files contain the entirety of Project Gutenberg in twenty different fonts.”

What about you?

Fhourthi innit?

The thing I find particularly annoying about W is that they could have just forked BlueSky and set up the first serious AtProtocol federation.

Can we be like the Beneluxians or Scandinavians instead?

Yeah, that’s not a straw, though. It’s like a redwood. A forest of redwoods.

That car is a '93-'98 Fiat Punto. Not sure if that helps.