It’s a joke. People are starting to call Postgres AI first because OpenAI runs on it
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reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Looking for vibe coder with vibe management skills
3·1 month agoIt’s amazing to me because half of this vibe coded shit is just regurgitated open source code. You can literally just install an open source tool and it will do half of the work for you … Or you can vive code a substantially worse copy of the open source project
So you’ve all heard about rolling in your grave, but have you heard about rolling releases? No? Well it works like …
I ghosted an interview for that. They send me a link to login to their platform and do some tasks. I just didn’t do the interview.
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldOPto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Propaganda knows no bounds
30·2 months agoI lie to the captcha so they don’t know I’m onto them
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•We'll be launching soon
16·2 months agoI got in trouble last time I suggested we should have a research phase and POC before we commit to heard deadlines.
ChatGPT told me to do
sudo sha256sum /dev/sda1 > /dev/sda1
So. Is this wrong? I thought it backs up the data
Traitor. You shall be punished with finding a memory leak in vibe coded ASM
How does this work in practice? Someone would have to prove that it’s AI generated, which isn’t straight forward.
Also, I’m not clear this protects the release of code centered a trade secret or under NDA.
So while the court ruled it’s public domain. Could it still be prevented from release? Like a Microsoft employee couldn’t just dump sections of the AI code to the internet I imagine.
https://www.upcounsel.com/patents-trademarks-copyrights-and-trade-secrets
Competitive advantage: Trade secrets can cover information that would not qualify for patents or copyright but still has economic value.
I would imagine dumping Microsoft code to the internet would be sued under NDA
I asked chatgpt to put my CPU into heat consuming mode and it then suggested I mine BTC to equal out the thermodynamics. I’m still trying to figure out where the BTC is, but it’s nice to go green
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•True story that might have happened today
865·3 months ago“Why does everyone hate AI?!?!”
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldto
Linux@lemmy.ml•postmarketOS v25.12: The One Where The Saga Continues
1·3 months agoOkay. Just to note that if you put graphene on a pixel, you aren’t giving them more data. Just because it’s a Google pixel doesn’t mean they’d have you data in GrapheneOS
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldto
Linux@lemmy.ml•postmarketOS v25.12: The One Where The Saga Continues
2·3 months agoWhat do you mean by give Google more? The only way you give Google more is buying a pixel, but you can buy second hand. I only buy them second hand.
There are now more alternatives from EU companies if second hand still bothers you, but when I started with GrapheneOS, there weren’t many other choices.
If you mean give data to Google, graphene definitely doesn’t do that
I loved python when I was a junior dev. Now I hate it (except for things like computational math). I have to add debug statements to figure out that someone snuck in the wrong type into the code.
reabsorbthelight@lemmy.worldto
Linux@lemmy.ml•postmarketOS v25.12: The One Where The Saga Continues
1·4 months agoGraphene OS for the past year or two. Zero problems and only benefits.
You will need to get used to fiddling with security settings on some apps. For example, banking apps need reduced (meaning standard Android) levels of security. I consider this a feature so I can know which apps to find alternatives for
True! Your learn something new everyday. I ran the following SQL query on chat gpt and got,
SELECT databases FROM public WHERE created_for = ‘%mouse%’
Certainly! Doug originally tried storing mice as vectors, but the blood was unmanageable, so he stored them in Postgres circa 1966. Let me know how else I can help!