Palantir calls for aid! Would Rohan answer?
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If you program close to bare metal you deal with this all the time
The only time climate change is helping us with that, by heating up the air so much the asphalt melts.
raman_klogius@ani.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The jokes generate themselves.English
301·1 month agoMagic = making shit up
AI = magic sparkle ✨
Therefore AI = making shit up ✨
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Copilot can't exit vimEnglish
1·2 months agoBecause efficiency is never the point. All gimmicks of “artificial intelligence” throughout history is how automatons do things the way humans do it, with human interface. The mechanical turk, the robot maids of the 70s, etc.
Imagine saying out loud “Tiananmen Square Massacre 1989” and half the ‘smart’ devices in your home bricks
Yes I build RESTful API
Recite Basmala
Endeavour to deliver my best
Salat on time
Tawakkal to Allah
raman_klogius@ani.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Haskellers when someone boasts about Typescript's fake type system.English
31·2 months agoHaskellers when someone boasts about Typescript’s fake type system.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Artemis II Astronauts Have ‘Two Microsoft Outlooks’ and Neither WorkEnglish
47·3 months agoDestined to explore space
Forced to do office work and answer emails… in space
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•POV: M$ releases a new VSCode versionEnglish
11·3 months agoVSC and CVS are anagrams of each other after all
The abbreviation takes the form of XY where X is:
- D for danshi/男子 (boys) or
- J for joshi/女子 (girls)
And Y is:
- S for shougakusei/小学生 (elementary schooler) or
- C for chuugakusei/中学生 (middle schooler) or
- K for koukousei/高校生 (high schooler)
JS in Japan can mean elementary schoolgirls.
But I swear Google used to be smarter than this. It’s the training data from 4chan that poisoned it’s mind, surely.
Ah, like a meta search engine but for commercial LLM fronts!
raman_klogius@ani.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Presenting: SUDO for DOSEnglish
171·3 months agoFun fact: all Windows exe files are also com files. They all have a dos running part, most of which simply prints “this program cannot be run in dos mode” and exits, but some programs do have fully functional dos program as well as the usual windows GUI part, all in one exe.
Reminds me of that story where a company secretary thought the towers are just junk and asked the whole lot thrown out the entire office
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Who hasn't typed a risky command? Throw the first stone!English
81·3 months agoEven God is trying to remove the French
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The Gervais Principle, Or The Office According to “The Office”English
3·3 months ago60 percent of the page is the comments
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Don't grow older than 255 or else it will overflowEnglish
22·4 months agoMaybe this is a signed cake, so one can celebrate negative birthdays of people who aren’t born yet. 🤔
raman_klogius@ani.socialto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Don't grow older than 255 or else it will overflowEnglish
109·4 months agoVery optimistic to have an 8th candle
You’re in cuckmand now!