I used to think I could give hand jobs in alleyways if things got bad, but I hear AI is being trained to give those. Because of course it is.

https://www.wired.com/story/these-masturbation-consultants-were-hired-to-pleasure-themselves-using-ai/

She had incredible strong hands.

Maybe you should be a writer. Well placed, evocative, Hemminginway-esque sentence. You’re in the wrong neighborhood.

You make a good point, but maybe no one had thought of severed boobs as decoration yet. AI will think of it for us, soon. What are the real dollar value of peasant boobs anyway-- I hear people arent generally worth very much if you do the math. And the rich + AI are doing the math.

You could learn farsi and arabic and join the military. They are always hiring lately and they have lowered their standards a lot I hear. Medical, maximum enlistment age, drug history, criminal background, fitness, intellgence, all lowered. You can start your first enlistment at 42 now. As long as you get in before your 43rd birthday you’re gold.

(I’m just kidding, dont join the military)

I’m thinking cake decorator. Or florist. Maybe grave digger.