I buy colorful, patterned socks of all kinds. Mostly they stay together, but if not, it’s fun to pick new partners.

I willingly embraced mismatched socks years ago. I just pretend it’s a fashion statement. Come at me bro.

I’ll never conform!

I’ll be damned. The crazy son of a bitch did it!

Late night me has had some really deep breakthroughs that I hope to someday understand.