I am more interested in the lore of Leo Sturbgetter, the cow detangler.

AI is already hurting their bottom line, but they keep fantasizing about the future gains, that actually will not arrive. Ever.

Clearly LLMs are the future, poised to replaced all the jobs, except the jobs of CEOs.

I would name it “Trump’s Diarrhea”, but that’s just me.

Yeah, they wait until The President actually kills millions or maybe even billions.

Exactly…

That’s nothing, I wrote the code to return if the input is even or not in 1M lines of code.

Number of lines of code written is a shitty metric to measure productivity.

What could go wrong?

Brb, gonna seduce a sexy atronach.

Not Iran?

Same. Everything about that description sounded really dystopian.

LLMs belong to the same category. Seemingly right, but not really right.

This article: Buy Fornite skin guys, it’s really good, I swear. Me: Kindly fuck off.

“Stop insulting my girlfriend. She is definitely real and loves only me.”

All of them.

“Without dessert”? That’s too much torture.

“You won’t find discussions on the wisdom of Bill Cooper or Andrew Wakefield in newspapers.” Simply brilliant.

Damnit Escher. Not in my code too.

Or great literature?