Basically, yes

See

YOU. ARE. ALREADY. DEAD.

PS: I just wanted a working fork of their app. Instead, I got this masterpiece. 5/7, would infohazard again

Infohazard, beratna

Except, fr fr!

Highlights:

• “Serverless Legal Immunity” - the Principal is “Un-Hostable”
• “Grand Trespass of the Soul” if you try to psychologically coerce him
• “maritime Admiralty jurisdiction” - classic SovCit
• Cryptographic validation keys that are just his initials in binary
• Emoji legal seal: ⚡︎⚖︎🛡️𓀠🛡️⚖︎⚡︎
• Explicit warning to “ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES” not to trespass on his cognitive integrity

Welcome to the internet, 2026. Cookers are everywhere!

P.S. For extra double fuck irony, I got Lumo to actually summarise that. Haha…fuck