It’s like “nobody ever got fired for buying IBM.” Nobody ever got fired for pitching a migration to GitHub. It doesn’t have to be good. Then one day it’s crumbling down and people will have to learn to face consequences.
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Phoenix3875@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated
7·2 months agoTry Shift + Right Stick…sorry that’s the launch missile button.
Came here to make this comment. So by the same logic, DNS or Domain Name System should have been abbreviated to DoNaS and pronounced dou-NAS.
Phoenix3875@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Can you code with no digits?
3·4 months agoYou can code without digits by using NAND gates alone, or doing Peano encoding for a higher level language.
Let me introduce you to this horror story: Deref Polymorphism https://rust-unofficial.github.io/patterns/anti_patterns/deref.html
So the users realized their mistakes and stopped complaining……and other jokes public project maintainers tell themselves while laughing in tears
Phoenix3875@lemmy.worldto
Linux@lemmy.ml•Three Years of Nix and NixOS: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
0·1 year agoFor DevOps, it provides consistency for every CI run and production deployment, especially when a whole system needs to be shipped.
Phoenix3875@lemmy.worldto
Linux@lemmy.ml•Some of y'all need to see this and drop the superiority complex...
1·2 years agoThis, but unironically used as a marketing trick:
There was no v1 of Oracle Database, as co-founder Larry Ellison “knew no one would want to buy version 1”
That’s why the first Oracle database is v2.
“Copilot is for entertainment purposes only”