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cm0002@infosec.pub to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 24 days ago

Haskellers when someone boasts about Typescript's fake type system.

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cm0002@infosec.pub to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 24 days ago
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    Why do programs written in Haskell not have side effects?

    To have side effects someone would have to run the programs.

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      pandoc.

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        Yeah, there’s like two projects that use Haskell. Doesn’t change the fact that it’s the language that most people know and will never write anything productive in it.

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          Eh, i’m not a math type but for them, Haskell is chef’s kiss from what i’ve heard.

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