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minus-squarehuquad@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75·12 hours agoI still remember the first time I had to sacrifice a child to get more memory
minus-squaresetVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 hours agoHave you ever had to remove child from parent using fork? I have…
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 hours agobro, clone, detach, kill, then fork
minus-squarepartzel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·11 hours agoGuess he sacrificed the child not its parent
minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·11 hours agoWhen killing children, it’s important to first identify parent child relationships, assuring total genealogical erasure.
minus-squarecopacetic@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 hours agoIsn’t it weird that if you kill the parent that the child becomes the zombie?
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-23 hours agoTo be fair child becomes an orphan first, but orphans turn into zombies after death and start searching for their parents. Wait I like this worldbuilding.
minus-squareAqivex@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 hours agoIt is time for a grim dark reboot of ReBoot. Let’s see what Bob chooses to do after Megabyte offs Nibbles and Little Enzo Matrix turns into a real problem for Mainframe.
minus-squarehorsesaysweird@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 hours agoSounds like a movie spinoff from a game I’d enjoy watching.
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoRAM doublers did feel like making a deal with the devil.
I still remember the first time I had to sacrifice a child to get more memory
Have you ever had to remove child from parent using fork? I have…
bro, clone, detach, kill, then fork
Did they become a zombie?
Guess he sacrificed the child not its parent
When killing children, it’s important to first identify parent child relationships, assuring total genealogical erasure.
Isn’t it weird that if you kill the parent that the child becomes the zombie?
To be fair child becomes an orphan first, but orphans turn into zombies after death and start searching for their parents.
Wait I like this worldbuilding.
It is time for a grim dark reboot of ReBoot.
Let’s see what Bob chooses to do after Megabyte offs Nibbles and Little Enzo Matrix turns into a real problem for Mainframe.
Sounds like a movie spinoff from a game I’d enjoy watching.
I just downloaded it
RAM doublers did feel like making a deal with the devil.