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fubarx@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 hours ago

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fubarx@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 hours ago
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    It’s 55°C inside and constantly sounds like a jet is getting ready to take off. Also the bucket is lost so you need to be ready to piss on the server at a moment’s notice.

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      i can bring a shitton of ice water and ear pro. 300k is 300k.

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      With all the water I’m gonna be drinking to deal with the dehydration from being in a 55c room, that shouldn’t be that big of a deal. Hell, I could just chill in a bathtub the whole time and use my accumulated sweat for the job

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        The air is hot but still air conditioned so it’s going to be dry as hell.

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          I’ll bring my CamelBak, NBD

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      Ren & Stimpy, Don't whiz on the electric fence.

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        The ultimate solution.

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      pops a ceiling tile and pulls a box fan over the gap to help exhaust hot air

      ALSO TINNITUS

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        Mawp

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      I’d piss on their servers for free

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      The last time I did ghb I pissed all over my floor so I’m qualified for this.

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