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Powderhorn@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.orgEnglish · 6 days ago

Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls

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Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls

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Powderhorn@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.orgEnglish · 6 days ago
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ITHACA, NY—Concluding that Americans were being forced to endure huge stretches of the year without any obvious social pretext for serving warm bread, a new study published Monday by researchers at Cornell University found there simply aren’t enough occasions where you get to eat rolls. “Our data shows that the vast majority of people would […]
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    *concerned German noises* goodness gracious, you live like this?

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      Like, we have super strict labour laws which forbid all shops, including pharmacies, from opening on Sundays.

      But bakeries get an exception for Sunday mornings because we can’t live without our fresh morning Brötchen.

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      Ja. Und kein Kaffee und Kuchen :-(

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        UND KEINE EIER!

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        😱😱😱

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