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minus-squareBiggestPiggest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·4 hours agoHe might rape children but at least he doesn’t pirate software.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 hours agoI pirate software, but at least I don’t rape children.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 hours agoGotta draw a line somewhere. Would you download a 13 year old? I’m not a monster! Downloading is illegal. I have morals.
minus-squareEvent_Horizon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 hours agoI only steal children, not software.
minus-squareentwine@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 hours agoPeople can always make more children, but shareholder value? That comes once in a lifetime.
He might rape children but at least he doesn’t pirate software.
Corporate America in a nutshell
I pirate software, but at least I don’t rape children.
Gotta draw a line somewhere.
Would you download a 13 year old?
I’m not a monster!
Downloading is illegal. I have morals.
I only steal children, not software.
People can always make more children, but shareholder value? That comes once in a lifetime.